"Those are nice nipples!" That's what I heard my 3-year old, Princess Sparkles, say as I walked into my favorite boutique with my littlest daughter, Pigtails. I looked down (automatic reaction for a nursing mother), and no, I hadn't had a nip slip. Phew.
Then I cringed, praying to God she wasn't talking to some lady in her dressing room. I see my sister, Polka Dots, running towards me with Princess Sparkles in her arms, shushing her and trying not to laugh.
And so Princess Sparkles decides to start yelling, "Nipples! Nipples! Nipples!" I give her a look and do what any other mom would do...bribe her.
So what caused Princess Sparkles' outburst? A purse. It looked a lot like this one...