|"TOO SMALL FOR ME" DRESS - Luella Bartley for Target|
WHITE HENLEY SHIRT - Old Navy
BLACK T-BACK VEST - CAbi
RED SLINGBACK HEELS - Enzo Angiolini
FLASHBACK. 2 Hours Ago...
I pick up Princess Sparkles and ask her where she wants to food shop. Trader Joe's? She can get a balloon. Of course she chooses Target (a girl after my own heart) and of course I peruse the clearance section and find those darn designer dresses for $10! Of course buy up all the ones I returned. Of course they weren't all my size.
Now herein lies the problem. NEVER SQUEEZE YOURSELF INTO A DRESS THAT IS TOO SMALL FOR YOU. NEVER. I somehow managed to wiggle myself into this cute one. And for a second I thought it actually looked pretty good. Then I went to take it off. I can't get the right grip to pull it over my linebacker shoulders. And it definitely won't be sliding over my momma hips.
CUT TO: Now.
I had a cute outfit but this dress isn't coming off, so I had to work with it. I'd really prefer not to cut the dress. But we'll have to see. I'm heading over to my friend, Stripes, house soon for a playdate slash "please help me yank this dress off my body" date. You'll have to wait to see how it turns out. But you might be seeing a "3 Ways to Wear a Dress that doesn't fit you" post.
TO BE CONTINUED...
p.s. despite the Fashion Emergency, I did link up to the Pleated Poppy and "What I Wore Wednesday!"